I’m sure the police have heard every excuse in the book when it comes to speeding but  when an officer went to pull over a woman when she ignored him and a high speed chase ensued.  She was eventually pulled blocked by a second police car.

She told the police that she was Mother Mary and she was on her way to pick up baby Jesus and God had given her permission to speed.   She also told police she died five years earlier.

She is charged with serveral offenses and will be most likely represented in court by the 3 wise men.




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